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The Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Cubby O'Brien's Faux Coaster
October 27, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from yesterday through November 24.
- Bloggers have written a online journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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