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Pictured: The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Condorman's Faux Coaster
November 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter Mickeys
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses within the cast members at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1970 World's Pavilion.
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