Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Photo: The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction, universally considered to be the only lush attraction at DisneyLand
Condorman's Faux Coaster
December 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in DisneyLand -- is appropriate for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's false curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the precise pirate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last scene.
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