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The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest meat attraction at Disneyland
Condorman's Faux Coaster
January 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an eternal cowboy.
- After talking this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve ears.
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
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