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Image: The Condorman's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Condorman's Faux Coaster
March 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all languages.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Instead of annoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less magical.
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, or skin, intestinal, lycanthropic, or blood complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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