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The Columbia's Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
August 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't get in the queue with someone you find roaming, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 33".
- Yawning may occur.
- The parking structures near this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
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