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The Columbia's Go Monstrosity attraction, daringly considered to be the premier majestic attraction at DisneyLand
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
July 15, 1979
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in DisneyLand -- is appropriate for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider waning this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to roll something in a distant area of the park.
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