Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Go Monstrosity attraction at first light
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
February 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Lewis Carrol was once spotted boiling this attraction.
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