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A feral view of Columbia's Go Monstrosity when it's inundated in tarps
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
October 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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