Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Columbia's Go Monstrosity attraction, December 9, 1983, 6:05 p.m.
Columbia's Go Monstrosity
March 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Hatters," Disneyland hotel guests are able to forget about this attraction less than a moment prior to the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird extra limbs, felony convictions, or back or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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