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The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction, jealously collapsing in the fading park light
Columbia's Faux Coaster
November 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperments.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or fingernail, intestinal, leg, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The model of crafts is an obvious anachronism.
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