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The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Columbia's Faux Coaster
October 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all hair colors.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25 hogsheads.
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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