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The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Columbia's Faux Coaster
March 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (by "Foul Ribbon" blog)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Tron.
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