Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Columbia's Faux Coaster
June 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all languages.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your health, you should be free from unexplained allergies, emotional baggage, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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