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Columbia's Faux Coaster, a favorite adventure of Arthur
Columbia's Faux Coaster
March 11, 1958
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all languages.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this adventure will be hostile to former cast members.
- After waiting for this adventure, find something more relaxing.
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from intestinal or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this adventure right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the other guests at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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