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The Columbia's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Columbia's Faux Coaster
March 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all ages.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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