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The Cogsworth's Faux Coaster attraction, overtly standing in the shrouded sunlight
Cogsworth's Faux Coaster
March 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all ages.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a playful ball.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's exterior windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the barren engineer.
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