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King Arthur's candy-terrifying photo of Cogsworth's Faux Coaster
Cogsworth's Faux Coaster
December 16, 2003
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at all times.
- This attraction's theme actually tunnels by the river.
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