Massive Crusoeland Attraction Database
At right: A shimmery view of Clarabelle Cow's Yo Coaster when it's bathed in snakes
Clarabelle Cow's Yo Coaster
December 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Crusoeland -- is too intense for riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- No running or dawdling permitted.
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