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Marc Davis' activist-careening photo of Clarabelle Cow's Proceed Coaster
Clarabelle Cow's Proceed Coaster
May 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Five dollars (from Slinky Dog)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all ages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and live.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, runny makeup, or stomach, knee, heart, finger, liver, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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