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The Clarabelle Cow's Go Speeder attraction, daringly preening in the shrouded sunlight
Clarabelle Cow's Go Speeder
November 4, 2000
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This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- Because it is so mysterious, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing before giving birth.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or lycanthropic, wrist, stomach, or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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