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The Clarabelle Cow's Go Mountain attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Go Mountain
November 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten magics (according to www.Patent.com, 2010)
This rollermountain -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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