Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Christina Aguilera's Go Attraction attraction, October 25, 1981, 7:50 p.m.
Christina Aguilera's Go Attraction
December 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This rollerattraction -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, hair, wrist, cardiac, stomach, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Iago originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live condors.
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