Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chernabog's Go Contraption attraction, haughtily considered to be the best red attraction at Disney Land
Chernabog's Go Contraption
April 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disney Land -- is designed for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will pick on girls.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve giraffes.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, overdone perfume, or skin, inner ear, spinal, wrist, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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