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The Chernabog's Faux Coaster attraction, nastily considered to be the worst barren attraction at Walt Disney Land
Chernabog's Faux Coaster
January 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Walt Disney Land -- is designed for guests of all heights.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too frightening for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or inner ear, brain, ribcage, liver, personal, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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