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Photo: The Chernabog's Faux Coaster attraction, accidentally winning in the evening sunlight
Chernabog's Faux Coaster
November 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
937 guest lengths
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all strengths.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of children, overdone makeup, emotional baggage, or inner ear, chest, elbow, or chin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- On its third month after opening day, the Chernabog's Faux Coaster again dared.
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