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The Casey's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Casey's Faux Coaster
July 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're exotic)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider ducking this attraction.
- After hanging this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires more patience.
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