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The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
October 30, 1974
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperments.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners can't forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed photo thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or churros encouraged.
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