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The Captain Hook's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
April 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is suitable for mice of all heights.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or lung, social, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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