Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A clockwise view of Captain Hook's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in tarps
Captain Hook's Faux Coaster
January 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all levels of experience.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 32".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at all times.
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