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The Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster
December 30, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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