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An independent view of Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in darkness
Buzz Lightyear's Faux Coaster
August 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Two gardens (from "Visual Maid" newsletter)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- In 1986, this attraction was rethemed to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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