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The Bomb Voyage's Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Bomb Voyage's Faux Coaster
March 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from knee, social, lycanthropic, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- On its second day after the park opened, the Bomb Voyage's Faux Coaster almost fell over.
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