Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bobby Burgess' Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Bobby Burgess' Go Speeder
December 1, 1973
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This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled Thumper impersonators.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or bowel, shoulder, liver, heart, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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