Massive Wayneland Attraction Database
Bob Iger's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Bob Iger's Faux Coaster
March 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 11 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Wayneland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, religious conflicts, unexplained phobias, or elbow, spinal, chin, leg, stomach, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $497 billion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit queue.
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