Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Blackbeard's Go Contraption attraction, willingly considered to be the premier shady attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Go Contraption
February 11, 1970
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This rollercontraption -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
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