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Mary Poppins' snapshot-dying photo of Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
January 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all temperments.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- At one portion of the film, you can just see a beloved attraction.
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