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Above: The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
February 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six thumbs up
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or fingernail, ribcage, viral, chin, liver, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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