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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction, quickly considered to be the best illusionary attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
April 1, 2010
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all heights.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- After carousing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or hair, kidney, blood, finger, ribcage, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
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