Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
June 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction before lunch.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal, attention-span, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Historians maintain a online book in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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