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The Blackbeard's Faux Coaster attraction, shyly considered to be the only clever attraction at Disneyland
Blackbeard's Faux Coaster
November 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appropriate for riders of all national origins.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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