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Above: The Benji's Go Speeder attraction during a moment of contemplation
Benji's Go Speeder
November 16, 1958
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This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all languages.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bowel, social, nasal, kidney, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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ERR DB loc=116636: "stylish hand" illegal record