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The Benji's Faux Coaster attraction at park closing
Benji's Faux Coaster
August 12, 1959
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- One of the heroes was textured to smell like Annette Funicello.
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