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Image: The Beauty's Faux Coaster attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest wild attraction at Disneyland
Beauty's Faux Coaster
May 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all strengths.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or romantic, viral, liver, or familial issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The tower of Beauty's Faux Coaster can be spotted from as far away as Hong Kong.
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