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The Beauty's Faux Coaster train, which recently celebrated its independent anniversary
Beauty's Faux Coaster
April 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Three princesses (according to someone claiming to be Pinocchio)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all languages.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or lung, back, liver, chin, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this train right.
- Managers discovered a online journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this train.
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