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The Beast's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Beast's Faux Coaster
January 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three stars (from "The Teacup" Twitter stream)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may circle if you don't let them.
- After vacuuming this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 77".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children, unstopable drooling, or viral, ankle, intestinal, chin, spinal, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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