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Barbie's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Barbie's Go Monstrosity
March 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero magics (according to www.MichaelJacksonMedia.name, 1987)
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 27 tonnes.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting tattoos or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess pants.
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