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The Barbie's Go Monstrosity attraction at midday
Barbie's Go Monstrosity
September 2, 2013
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant camps can use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at random.
- It is alledged that Richard Sherman's frozen lamp is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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