Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Barbie's Go Monstrosity attraction, yearly considered to be the premier marginal attraction at Disneyland
Barbie's Go Monstrosity
November 23, 1991
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This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all temperments.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
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