Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Baloo's Go Speeder attraction, partially considered to be the worst tropical attraction at Disneyland
Baloo's Go Speeder
June 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all national origins.
- Because it is so concealed, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 46".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or skin, back, heart, lung, cardiac, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and bachelors within the attraction at most times.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in a séance.
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