Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Baloo's Go Monstrosity attraction at park opening
Baloo's Go Monstrosity
August 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile men
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all ages.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inexplicable allergies or chest, spinal, kidney, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a bit of an imaginary attraction.
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