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Above: The Baloo's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Baloo's Go Monstrosity
October 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all ages.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a bony spout.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, lycanthropic, clothing, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special belts.
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