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The Art Linkletter's Go Speeder attraction, neatly considered to be the only stolen attraction at Disneyland
Art Linkletter's Go Speeder
April 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter ponies
This rollerspeeder -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Managers have a detailed book in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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