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The Art Linkletter's Go Ride attraction, July 10, 1965, 6:93 p.m.
Art Linkletter's Go Ride
April 8, 2010
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all strengths.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or fingernail or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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