Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Art Linkletter's Go Machine attraction during construction
Art Linkletter's Go Machine
March 15, 2001
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This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Special effects may be too boring for very young children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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