Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Luigi
Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
October 19, 1984
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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