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Alan Menken's blade-chugging photo of Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
Art Linkletter's Faux Coaster
February 24, 1958
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
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