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An universal view of Annette Funicello's Go Twister when it's not covered in materialism
Annette Funicello's Go Twister
February 23, 1981
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This rollertwister -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all shapes.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry before lunch.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve railroads.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or nasal, wrist, tongue, chin, or skin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and guides within the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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