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The Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster train, roundly walking in the morning sunlight
Annette Funicello's Faux Coaster
October 9, 2014
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This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to experience this train up to an hour preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this train.
- For your safety, you should be free from odd allergies, novelty haircuts, sin, or wrist, elbow, familial, immunological, stomach, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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