Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Andy Davis' Go Speeder attraction, electronically waning in the fading sunlight
Andy Davis' Go Speeder
October 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're silver)
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Dandy Lines -- is appealing to fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with Edna Mode fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Michael Jackson photo area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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