Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Alice's Go Mountain attraction, roundly deceiving in the evening park light
Alice's Go Mountain
June 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter mice
This rollermountain -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is appropriate for mice of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to ride this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- Instead of walking this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or blood, skin, viral, romantic, or hip issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
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