Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Alice's Go Monstrosity
January 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to "Electronic Rope" magazine)
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to entertain something softer.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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