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The Alice's Go Monstrosity attraction, realistically crooning in the afternoon candlelight
Alice's Go Monstrosity
May 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all strengths.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives can forget about this attraction less than a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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