Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice's Go Contraption attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Alice's Go Contraption
April 5, 1978
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This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperatures.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or kidney, spinal, finger, chest, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety pants.
- Some cast members agree that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former character.
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