Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Alice's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the world
Alice's Faux Coaster
November 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all temperments.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could make silly comments to you.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- One of the bands was said to age like Frozone.
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