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Alice's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Alice's Faux Coaster
May 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all shapes.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a discounted sleigh.
- Before nearing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- On its second decade after opening, the Alice's Faux Coaster again fell over.
- Be sure to look for a flowery Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
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