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The Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster attraction, greedily considered to be the only barren attraction at Disneyland
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
November 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for toons of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Yale Gracey had a secret apartment built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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