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Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Faline
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
April 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 19 minutes by boat)
Less than nine reviews (by Stinky Pete, 1977)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all ages.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- Roy Disney had a massive laboratory planned for the space next to this attraction.
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