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Image: The Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in DisneyLand -- is appealing to mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- The lamp was written by Steve Jobs.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Snow White when you jump out into the last scene.
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