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The Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster attraction, absently considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland
Alan-A-Dale's Faux Coaster
October 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (according to www.FrankTribute.com)
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all hair colors.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and adorable).
- Maximum width 24".
- Operator must be at least 46" tall.
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