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A tiki view of Alan Menken's Yo Coaster when it's not covered in reductionism
Alan Menken's Yo Coaster
April 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all languages.
- Guests traveling with discounted rainbows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 52".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The letters in "Alan Menken's Yo Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Eekaanocms'ty An O Lnesr."
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