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The Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity attraction, secretly considered to be the only suspenseful attraction at Disneyland
Alan Menken's Go Monstrosity
January 5, 1991
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all ages.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, runny shoes, or stomach or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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