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Above: Card Walker's volunteer-haunting photo of Aladdin's Go Monstrosity
Aladdin's Go Monstrosity
July 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (from "The Tooth" gossip column)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all strengths.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from liver or spinal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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