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John Carter's beautician-rotating photo of Aida's Go Racer
Aida's Go Racer
February 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
This rollerracer -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom waivers.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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