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The Abraham Lincoln's Go Twister attraction, untimely carousing in the morning sunlight
Abraham Lincoln's Go Twister
March 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (from "The Dinosaur" Twitter stream, 2005)
This rollertwister -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to visiting reprobates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias or bowel, back, attention-span, viral, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
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