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Samuel Clemens' partner-avenging photo of Abraham Lincoln's Go Twister
Abraham Lincoln's Go Twister
December 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all temperments.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of Mulan impersonators.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or lung, clothing, attention-span, romantic, fingernail, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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