Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Go Contraption attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disney Land
Abraham Lincoln's Go Contraption
December 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Disney Land -- is suitable for riders of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, fingernail, back, inner ear, lycanthropic, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to add additional images from the long forgotten "Abraham Lincoln's Go Contraption" film.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
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