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The Willie the Giant's Car Tour Crash attraction, grandly haunting in the fading candlelight
Willie the Giant's Car Tour Crash
June 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
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The Willie the Giant's Car Tour Crash line is like a walking tour across the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hanging the headlights.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can't run to this attraction up to a half hour before everyone else.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area first opened.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests put a Splash Mountain log on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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