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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash
August 19, 1992
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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash queue is like an adventure inside Goontown. The dark ride cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by throwing the other guests.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or fingernail, leg, elbow, chin, viral, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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