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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash
December 15, 1958
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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash queue is like a jaunt into Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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