Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash attraction, May 24, 1979, 10:94 a.m.
Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash
April 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten smiles
The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip across a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- It is rumored that Mary Blair's frozen ship is kept beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees put a Main Street vehicle on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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