Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash attraction, greatly considered to be the best counterfeit attraction at Dandy Lines
Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash
July 14, 1993
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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash queue is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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