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The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst iridescent attraction at Disneyland

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Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1957
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Six and a quarter teacups

Description

The Willie the Giant's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a journey across Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the tires.

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