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The Willie the Giant's Car Doom Crash attraction, curtly considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Salmonpantsland

Above: The Willie the Giant's Car Doom Crash attraction, curtly considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Salmonpantsland

Willie the Giant's Car Doom Crash

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1977
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 558 yards
FASTPASS available: No

Description

The Willie the Giant's Car Doom Crash queue is like a walking tour into the bad part of Doomtown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.

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