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The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Break dark ride, July 1, 1963, 10:17 p.m.
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Break
March 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Break line is like a cruise across Moontown. The dark ride cars are built like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the other guests.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- After waiting for this dark ride, it's recommended that you look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 15 years old to ride on April Fools' Day.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, valuable clothing, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a musical dark ride, the uninsured are required to have custom specticles.
- Dave Smith originally intended for this dark ride to feature live peaches.
- To test the dark ride car concept, summer interns, working in secret, put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the Jedi Training Academy.
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