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Above: The Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Crash attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Crash
February 15, 1996
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
The Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Crash queue is like a trip through a real-life Toontown. The attraction cycles are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members could joke with you.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 25".
- Driver must be at least 50" tall.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from a séance.
- To test the attraction cycle idea, pranksters rode a Davy Crockett canoe on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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